Friday, March 02, 2007

I Know What I'm Gonna Be For Halloween Next Year:

18 comments:

Chris said...

I am at a loss. Wow.

lulu said...

sleeping in that hat must be uncomfortable.

parky said...

That's what she came up with? Pajamas with the St George Cross on them? Nothing says "safe and secure" like wearing an English footballer symbol. Also, is that girl wearing a bridal veil? That's just icky.

Anon. Blogger said...

Poor kids. The fabric looks like you would sweat all night! Perhaps they should also pray for air conditioning!

Now if they made them from Kevlar.... then they might have something for the rougher communities... :-)

Flannery Alden said...

Jesus!

Phil said...

If you mean, everyday is Halloween...

vikkitikkitavi said...

Maybe if they didn't subject their children to the whole "Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the lord my soul to keep. If I should die before I wake" business, their kids wouldn't be fucking terrified to go to sleep at night.

Dave said...

White people are so weird.

Grant Miller said...

As Ministry so wisely said in 1986, Everyday is Halloween.

Big Orange said...

So, when the insane man with the sharp knife sneaks into their bedroom or the drive-by-gangbangah shoots a stray bullet into thier window, these PJ's will just bounce 'em off?

Second question: do you SLEEP with the shield, or lay it on the floor or hang it on a nail above your bed?

Third question: what's wrong with sleeping like Adam and Eve did? Is that somehow sinful or something??

genn6 said...

okay, now, kids to be fair...

If you want to put your kid in those things as a set of pajama;s I can actually go along with that. And Parky's right, thefirstthing you think when you see it is the England National Football Team, anyway, and you're kids not wearing it out of the house....still a little off, but satisfactory.

The shield and the hat and shit is where it crosses the line into nutball-zealot.

RandyLuvsPaiste said...

We should all have an Armor Of God slumber party.

Coaster Punchman said...

They also stop the kids from touching themselves.

Big Orange said...

Coaster's right: I ordered a pair and the underpants are sewn in and double reinforced. There's also a place on the order form for including one of those shock collar things in case hands "accidently" wander in the night.

Amy said...

Look... there's a boy and a girl... you and Chris could go as a pair!!

GETkristiLOVE said...

The Armor of God will have to go into the laundry at some point. What then?

Elizabeth said...

I'll tell you what's crazy. If these outfits came out 25 years ago, my mother would have tried to make me wear one!

It would have gone well with the "Jesus Loves You" pin she bought for me to wear on Valentine's Day. I didn't wear it though, I threw such a fit that she became exhausted and gave up.

snowywoodz said...

Tacky.