Friday, August 31, 2007

A Brief Note to the Neighbors

Dear Neighbors,

We have a front door and it is perfectly okay to use it. There is really no need to stand in our yard and attempt to hail us through the windows, nor is it necessary to remain shouting from said yard for the duration of the conversation you've initiated. Seriously, we'd love to chat, but we paid good money for that door and we might as well get some use out of it.

Although the other day when you knocked persistently at nine in the morning that wasn't so cool.


minijonb said...

just wait until they try to come in through the window. then you're really screwed.

i'm heading to the Glen Arbor area for the weekend, and might also visit a friend in Elk Rapids. with all the insane traffic, i'll still be hours and hours away from your neck of the woods. damn tourists!


Coaster Punchman said...

Sounds like you've been incorporating some positive changes in the former Some Guy household.

Dale said...

Never engage the neighbors or get engaged to them.

Hot Lemon said...

did someone forget to tell you the rules of Living In the Midwest??

vikkitikkitavi said...

What the hell are you doing out there that so upset your neighbors that they abandoned the normal mode of communication in order to actually knock on the door?!?