Sunday, September 09, 2007

Sunday Morning Punditry

Last night I dreamt that Hillary Clinton had plastic surgery and ended up looking like Heather Locklear.

Question: would that make her more or LESS electable?

11 comments:

wonderturtle said...

More. But only if she also stopped being so uppity and having opinions and stuff.

Unclejbird said...

Wait....famous in the 90's, significant others (who are "musicians") who canoodled with younger women.

Hilary Clinton IS Heather Locklear!

vikkitikkitavi said...

I don't think it's possible to make Hilary less electable.

Phil said...

Would Heather Locklear actually READ the intelligence reports she got? Than more.

minijonb said...

More. But only if she picks William Shatner as her running mate.

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

I'd vote for any of the scum that has slept with Heather before I'd vote for Hillary.

Grant Miller said...

At least Heather Locklear has had plastic surgery.

'Bubbles' said...

Oh, all of this commentary is making me sad.

Really.

Have any male candidates been subjected to this?

Thanks, Megan. Gives me a perspective on where we are at as women.

Frank Sirmarco said...

I don't know - Heather seems attracted to 'bad boys'. I wouldn't want Osama Bin Laden ending up as the First Gentlemen in some weird twist of fate...

Laaw-yuhr said...

More. Those red states would be swayed by her jiggly new rack.

$teve said...

I don't know about electable...but it'd sure make her more f**kable. :) Nice blog you've got here.