Funny Things My Students Have Said Recently
"Uh, we took a group vote? And Chapter 10 is bogus." (to explain why he wasn't doing his work)
"America is for AmeriCANS, not AmeriCAN'Ts." (purely to annoy me, I think)
"Hey, you're a fan of the things that are weird. . ." (prefacing a question about karma)
"Are you EVER gonna get married?!" (completely out of the blue)
"Dude, the Christians OWNED the First Crusade!" (during a discussion about Islam)
5 comments:
I'm going to have to remember the last one! That's awesome.
I really love your students.
Flannery - I pointed out that killing people because they have different religious beliefs than you do is not exactly something one should be proud of.
Melissa - Most days they're pretty cool.
ME: "why aren't you taking any notes?!?"
STUDENT: "i ain't got no pencil."
ME: {TO SELF} "MUST...CONTROL...FIST...OF...DEATH!!!
::sigh:: maybe you're having all the fun...
Orange - No, yesterday I told a kid to sit the eff down and shortly thereafter threatened to jump out the window.
Post a Comment