You Can Run, But You Can't Hide
My younger sister Laura, who is both a high school guidance counselor and a recovering die-hard Republican, and I just had a conversation about how No Child Left Behind is destroying public education.
Laura: Yeah, all because of that stupid George Bush.
Me: Who you voted for. Twice.
Laura: I didn't vote for him twice!
Me: Liar liar pants on fire.
Laura: No, the first time around I voted for Clinton.
Me: That's interesting. Because the first time around Clinton wasn't running.
Laura: Well I voted for Clinton when he ran against the first Bush.
Me: No you didn't. You couldn't vote then.
Laura: Of course I could.
Me: (mentally counting back) It was 1992. I couldn't vote then.
Laura: Well, I voted ahead. I think the first time I could vote I voted for Clinton. And then I voted for that Kilgerry guy.
Me: Kilgore?
Laura: Yeah.
Me: Great. He ran for governor of Virginia. Last fall. And he was crazy.
Laura: Well, who ran against Bush the first time?
Me: Gore.
Laura: Oh yeah. I definitely didn't vote for him. Who ran against him the second time?
Me: Kerry.
Laura: That's right, I said Kilgerry. Yeah, I think I voted for him.
Me: Liar liar pants on fire.
Laura: Okay, so I'm not as smart as you and Brian (our brother)! Big deal!
At least she admits that smart people don't vote for Bush.
Oh, and PS, I love my sister, so I'm not making fun of her in a mean way. She just proofread this and laughed her ass off. And as she proofread, I said, "You voted for Kilgore?!" But she didn't. "I just combined some names," she explained.
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