Spooktastic
In the week leading up to Halloween I've broken two wine glasses (yes, the expensive ones), a bottle of perfume, a pasta bowl, and a dinner plate. Additionally, a black cat has crossed my path roughly 8012 times, mostly because she lives with me.
And don't bother to check in for the next few days -- I'm gonna be busy communing with the spirit world and/or worshipping Satan. It's what we Celts do on Samhain.
Didn't know I was into the pagan shit, did ya?
6 comments:
You truly are full of surprises. Do you consider yourself a neopagan? Sounds hauntingly like a neoconservative.
I'll see you at Satan's Halloween bash. I hear it's going to be off the chain. Fo' shizzle.
Chris - I've made no secret of my nature-worshipping proclivities, but technically I don't consider myself any kind of pagan at all. And I'm putting a hex on you for even implying I might be a neocon.
Brian - Mos def.
How do you really feel about data? And, I have a list of about 37 people I would like you to put a hex on. What do you charge?
Ronin
I knew it! That whole "land use logging rights" stuff is just a cover for your pagan/wicca activities. You're probably a closet Republican, too.
Much like the Velvet Mafia of gay Republicans, there is also a Mulch Mafia of pagan leaning Republicans? We just aren't looking deeply enough.
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