Tuesday, August 22, 2006

A Brief Note To The AP

I do not care what John Mark Karr, the suspected killer of JonBenet Ramsey, ate for lunch on Sunday or that he may have been contemplating a sex change operation. For future reference, I am also not the least bit interested in knowing what his favorite color is, whether he prefers cats or dogs, what kind of music he likes, or if his shirt's tucked in. Just let me know when you have some real news.

6 comments:

Chris said...

A-fuckin'-men, sister! Yet another story that has absolutely no relevance to all but a small circle of people.

Melissa said...

Beyond all of that, I think he's lying.

Megan said...

Chris: And this story was on the FRONT PAGE of my local paper yesterday!

Melissa: Me too, actually. Maybe not intentionally lying, but delusional or something.

Brian said...

I think the concept of actual real news has been completely lost by anyone and everyone who is in the "news" business.

wonderturtle said...

THANK YOU.

Megan said...

Brian: I think there are still some quality journalists out there. And I suspect that those who are charged with reporting on people's lunch choices would much rather be writing about something more important.

WT: Word.