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My mom, who will be visiting in a week or so, called me today. When I answered the phone she said, "I'm about to go in the package (liquor) store. Do you need anything besides Tanqueray?"
I would simply like to point out that I have the kind of mom who A) calls me from the package store to see if I need anything and B) views my need for Tanqueray as a given.
No you can't have her!
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I'm so jealous.
My mom called me because my sister was going to be visiting her, and she wanted to know what kind of beer to have on hand for my sister. I said "I dunno Mom, maybe just something that's decent. She drinks a lot of different imported beer."
My mom: "Oh. Like Michelob?"
Yikes! Michelob!
Get Jeff Foxworthy on the phone: If mom has ever called you from the package store, you might be......
Hey! Am not!
Hmmm. Gin.
What the hell is this package store business? I have never heard that terminology before.
On military bases you buy liquor at what they call the package store. I'm not sure WHY they call it that -- perhaps because good things come in small packages?
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