Thursday, August 10, 2006

My Family Is Fucking Weird, Vol. II

Main Idea: Not OJ

Supporting Details: A few months ago when I was at home visiting my parents, my brother filled an empty orange juice jug with filtered water, wrote "Not OJ" on the outside of the jug to avoid confusion, and placed the jug in the fridge to keep the water cold. However, my family is not the type of family to just leave it at that. Which is why, if you look in our fridge, you will find a variety of items that could not possibly ever be mistaken for orange juice sporting the sharpied label "Not OJ."



Note, by the way, the conspicuous absence of any actual orange juice.

And, yes, the photos are staged, but only in so much as I artfully arranged all the "Not OJ" items before taking the pictures. Ordinarily we do not keep our pickles next to our milk. We keep them next to our dog's allergy injections.

6 comments:

vikkitikkitavi said...

Again, jealous. My family used to prank each other. Now when we get together we just zone out to Tivo.

Maritza said...

That's funny.

Maritza said...

I like the one that says, "OJ? I think not!" the best. My family is not funny that way. My mother saves old magarine containers and puts yucky stuff like marinating liver in them. So when you go to open a container, you look like your trying not to detonate a bomb.

Thanks for caring about my big dumb foot.

Megan said...

I did that one! :)

Grant Miller said...

I want that beer.

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